Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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