Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
