we have pet lesbian snakes
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He did a backflip because drugs
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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