school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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