Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I party with great urgency now.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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