: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My cat gives me a boner
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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