dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Randomize