that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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