I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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