There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends