curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
