She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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