doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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