I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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