Michael Bay diarrhea
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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