Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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