Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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