the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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