I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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