do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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