Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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