If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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