This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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He? As in you personified your dick?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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