plz talk dirty to me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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