no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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