Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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