Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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