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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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