Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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