you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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