He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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