she was so not down for the gang bang
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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