Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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