I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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