I think my vagina is haunted
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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