I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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