I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue