you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.