found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.