What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.