It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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