At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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