found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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