areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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