If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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