The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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