If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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