If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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