Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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