If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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