I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
we're so committed to being not committed
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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