I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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