How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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