What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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