I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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