I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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