Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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