...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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