Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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