I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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